By Anonymous

Oh, Highest Authority, bless you for helping my friends and I create the War on Terror. For without it, where would we find all of the drones we need? Our lackeys, our workers, our monkeys, our associates, our slaves, where would they all be if the War on Terror was never created? 

Yes, God, bless your golden heart for the War on Terror. Not to be forgotten though, bless your golden heart for Capitalism as well-the dog-eat-dog system which gave us the foundation of fear for which to install the War on Terror in the first place.

Thank you for all of your guidance, Lord, for without it, we would have a much harder time trying to keep all of these two-legged animals on a leash. Without your guidance, only you would know how we would go trying to make them trust us, and actually believe that we really cared about them. Spying on them, dividing them, making them aggressive towards eachother, these are things that we could have never done without your approval. And again, as I speak for not only myself, but for the other guys as well, thank you, my Lord!

To create such an atmosphere of tedium, fear, confusion and abstraction wasn't easy. If it wasn't for some of our most loyal think-tanks and media corporations, I'm not sure that we could have done it. To make the people believe that terrorism is something that we fear, and that they should fear to, would have been near impossible to do without our constant news filters. Showing rumours instead of assessments, lies instead of facts, love instead of hate; these are the sort of techniques that we've been using, and they've obviously been working very good. Showing pop icons instead of so-called revolutionaries, road fatalities instead of newly discovered species, reality TV shows instead of documentaries, celebrity and sports news instead of important political news-you get the idea. The people will believe anything you say if you say it over and over and over again, just so long as they've got plenty of futile and mundane things to keep them distracted in the meantime.

It's all for their own good though, my Lord. You know that. If they were of any worth to this world, we would know exactly who they were. They would be friends, and they would be fighting the same fight as us. But these people aren't our friends, they are just worthless-eaters with no beliefs. They need us to control them, for they cannot control themselves. They deserve to be pigeon-holed as the virus they are, and monitored accordingly, so that they may not infect anybody else. To make them suspect of eachother because of things like camoflouge pants and hooded jumpers is exactly what we want. Every time one of them sees a flickering light in a window, they should automatically assume that somebody is smoking something illegal, and instantly feel the need to alert the authorities. When they start believing that any of their neighbours could be suicide bombers, or that a rebellious teenager must be a teenager with ADHD, we'll have them under total control.

The fear that will shortly come to the masses should keep them docile for a very long time. Hopefully through the implementation of the National ID card program, and then forever afterwards. "There's nothing to fear but fear itself", will no longer apply to them. After our next series of false-flag attacks, we're expecting to see a lot more people enslaving themselves out of pure fear of the unknown. The Unknown will become their greatest enemy, and everything sacred will be held hostage by their superficial radars. Already many of these people were practically stangers to their own consciousness, thanks largely to us, but soon none of them will even know that they have a consciousness. The animals will value things like assumptions and generalizations the highest, and mystery and curiosity the lowest. Anything that keeps the health of their fears prosperous will be accepted, and anything that threatens to unveil their fears for the ridiculous incarnations that they are will be rejected.

In the event of any sort of unmanufactured disaster, which may make the masses gain courage and become closer to eachother, their loving government will step in to manage them back to a controllable fear factor. And every time a person or group tries to escape the system, and live their lives as they see fit, we will have our people hiding in the shadows, waiting to kick the living sh*t out of them and lock them up in a concentration camp. Because It's the only way. It's the only way that these people will be able to offer you something, my God.

It's only people like you and I that deserve to live our lives naturally. It's only people like you and I that deserve such gifts as privacy, compassion and empathy. Because we are the real ones. We are the right ones. Every time that me and my crew profit from terrorism (which is practically always), and every time that we create our own terrorism, is a time that we should be thanked by these puppets. Because it's just another time that we, the elite, have allowed them to live. Or not.