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Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:22 am |
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It seems a hearty CONGRATULATIONS is in order for the person above me also. I still get the odd craving whilst I'm driving, or having a beveridge. I used to smoke as soon as I opened my eye's in the morning. My Mrs helped a lot by harping on at me and withholding certain privledges from me if I folded and had a ciggie.
It's the oddest thing you know your being unreasonably cranky when your craving. but still you feel like biting the heads off innocent passers by..you just cant help yourself!! thank god thats over!!!
_________________ I could'nt understand why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me!
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:45 am |
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Quote: It's the oddest thing you know your being unreasonably cranky when your craving. but still you feel like biting the heads off innocent passers by..you just cant help yourself!! thank god thats over
Hmmm,  my brothers and I used to think my mother had permanent PMT with her legendary temper, being 'unreasonably cranky' and biting heads off innocent passers by, I wonder if she smoked on the secret and had given up? She claimed she never smoked but now I wonder......
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:58 am |
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The person above me made me snort coffee all over the laptop.
Now the person below the person above me will have to get a cloth and sort the mess out.
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:04 am |
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Careful careful person above me, Wrinkly might need that for his  tickle stick. Gee, what else can I possibly learn from the Master?
_________________ If seeing is believing, are you seeing to believe?
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BattyOldMaid
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:15 am |
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Hee hee, the person above me is a Master at being coy.
The person below the person above me is popping out for an hour. Kids kicked up a fuss when I found their favourite cereal box was empty. Dunno why I put them back in the cupboards but blame the pregnancy linked memory loss. Soo, the person below the person above me is going to get some more cereal while she still remembers.
Bet I come back with bag full of stuff and forgot the cereal anyway 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:10 pm |
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Kick the kids, why person above me, with pleasure!!
Hey, enjoy your weekend with Wrinks. I know I'll not get a response from you until Monday!! 
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:22 pm |
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Hey person above me, did Wrinkly show you the  tickle stick?
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Post subject: The Person Above Me. Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:24 am |
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Dear Person Above Me...
What IS your fascination with my Tickling Stick? I could let you borrow it, but it's been used a few times, and may contain  'residues of a man-like nature'.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:47 am |
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Person above me EEWWW
_________________ I could'nt understand why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me!
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:02 pm |
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I ditto what the person above me says.
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:15 pm |
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Ok then person above me can you post a pic of this alleged "tickle stick"?
_________________ I could'nt understand why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:39 pm |
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Would'nt be the first, person above me, I'm on CIA, ASIO,MI5, 6 , 7, and 8, the KGB, and the little known New Zealand securities organisation WFS
_________________ I could'nt understand why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:52 pm |
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I SAID!!!! person above me.. "I heard some women climax during birth" I guess in some cases its like "get that will you Deidre"
_________________ I could'nt understand why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me!
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