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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:22 am
It seems a hearty CONGRATULATIONS is in order for the person above me also. I still get the odd craving whilst I'm driving, or having a beveridge. I used to smoke as soon as I opened my eye's in the morning. My Mrs helped a lot by harping on at me and withholding certain privledges from me if I folded and had a ciggie.
It's the oddest thing you know your being unreasonably cranky when your craving. but still you feel like biting the heads off innocent passers by..you just cant help yourself!! thank god thats over!!!
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LCM
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:48 am
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Hehehehe ... 
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crux
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:54 am
   
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LCM
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:58 am
The person above me is in a good mood today ...
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:45 am
Quote:It's the oddest thing you know your being unreasonably cranky when your craving. but still you feel like biting the heads off innocent passers by..you just cant help yourself!! thank god thats over
Hmmm,  my brothers and I used to think my mother had permanent PMT with her legendary temper, being 'unreasonably cranky' and biting heads off innocent passers by, I wonder if she smoked on the secret and had given up? She claimed she never smoked but now I wonder......
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LCM
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:46 am
My Mother was like that ... period ...
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:58 am
The person above me made me snort coffee all over the laptop.
Now the person below the person above me will have to get a cloth and sort the mess out.
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LCM
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:03 am
The person below you is laughing his tits off ...
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:04 am
Careful careful person above me, Wrinkly might need that for his  tickle stick. Gee, what else can I possibly learn from the Master?
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LCM
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:07 am
Mmmmm. I'm not sure what the person above me is alluding to ...
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:15 am
Hee hee, the person above me is a Master at being coy.
The person below the person above me is popping out for an hour. Kids kicked up a fuss when I found their favourite cereal box was empty. Dunno why I put them back in the cupboards but blame the pregnancy linked memory loss. Soo, the person below the person above me is going to get some more cereal while she still remembers.
Bet I come back with bag full of stuff and forgot the cereal anyway  
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LCM
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:17 am
I hope the person above me has a great day and give the kids a kick, sorry kiss from me ... hehehehe ...
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:10 pm
Kick the kids, why person above me, with pleasure!!
Hey, enjoy your weekend with Wrinks. I know I'll not get a response from you until Monday!! 
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LCM
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:23 am
The person above me can never be too sure about that ...
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:22 pm
Hey person above me, did Wrinkly show you the tickle stick?
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WrinklyNinja
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:24 pm
Dear Person Above Me...
What IS your fascination with my Tickling Stick? I could let you borrow it, but it's been used a few times, and may contain 'residues of a man-like nature'.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:47 pm
Person above me EEWWW
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:02 pm
I ditto what the person above me says.
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LCM
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:37 pm
So does the person above me want to play with Wrinklys tickling stick? I have disinfected it and it smells ok ...
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:58 pm
EEEWWWW...Person Above me!! .Dont do it Batty, (there's some things that just don't wash out) 
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LCM
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:02 pm
Hahahaha ... Does the person above me want to play with it too? ...
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:09 pm
the person above me's partner has a double ended tickle stick?  never heard of one....
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LCM
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:12 pm
I haven't got a clue as to what the person above me is suggesting ...
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:15 pm
Ok then person above me can you post a pic of this alleged "tickle stick"?
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:25 pm
The person above me's query will end up on CIA file. 
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:39 pm
Would'nt be the first, person above me, I'm on CIA, ASIO,MI5, 6 , 7, and 8, the KGB, and the little known New Zealand securities organisation WFS
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:52 pm
I SAID!!!! person above me.. "I heard some women climax during birth" I guess in some cases its like "get that will you Deidre"
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:13 pm
"I heard someone say..." "someone once told me...." "it's actually for a friend......" et al are the normal excuses one makes, like the person above me, to refrain from making an ass of him/herself.
though, the person above me being a sweetie, I'll believe him that someone DID tell him......
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WrinklyNinja
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:28 pm
To The Person Above Me...
I've never given birth personally, but I was present when my son was born. (Mine was the very first face he saw. Poor little sod.) The sounds that issued from his mother weren't ANYTHING close to orgasmic! Trust me I have witnessed orgasmic sounds from all genders, and NONE have sounded quite like that, no matter HOW much pleasure I gave them.
PS... LCM isn't at all well today. He's got a very bad chest, and has gone to get an early night. He asked I send Y'all his regards. XxXxX
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