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The first one is NOT the caption competition pic, but it's too funny not to post. Consider this a humor warmup ;)

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And here we go for the competition. This could get fun and should be a bit of a challenge

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... AND OF COURSE COSTS CAN BE CUT WHEN PROVIDING ROOMS PURELY FOR THE .... MOVED ON .... VISITORS TO THE ALGARVE ! .....



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Mrs. Jones idea of matching the shutters to the outside paintwork proved a little disconcerting to some...

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... And ABOVE you see the room Michael Jack has when he holidays alone ... whilst BELOW is the one we give him when he has a baby with him



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That sign had me laughing Tiger :lol: , I once worked for Social Services, with their computer section, one year different departments had to meet the public at a local event, so we were there, as were the deaf aid team. Money was tight, so we had to make our own signs, I made a snazzy one with a printer. The deaf aid team, ripped a piece of cardboard from a box, and wrote on it "AIDS AVALAIBLE ON REQUEST - JUST ASK" so these signs do happen !

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The perils of pissing the builders off with one changes too many on the blue print.



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That's a gem Batty ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



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"...And this is the famous balcony designer's home!! Unfortunately he is both agoraphobic and acrophibic..."


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My apologies folks, I should have announced a winner here long ago, but I seem to have plain old lost track of this thread. Fortunately I'm old enough to get away with the oldheimers alibi.

Winner is Batty, with:

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Thank you WhiteTiger, but I'm afraid you'll have to pick another winner.

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No prob Batty :)

Without further ado, the alternate winner: Momma

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Mrs. Jones idea of matching the shutters to the outside paintwork proved a little disconcerting to some...

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edited to fix quotes..Momma..



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Thanks Tiger...OK have fun with this one folks...

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"hey that tickles"

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"he's been on my ass for the last 10 minutes, how long does it actually take to get rid of bum fluff?"

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:o ..Blimey !..Sorry folks..I completely forgot about this thread...Bad Momma...

So..without further ado...the winner is Crux..for his caption....

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"I wonder if this pidgeon repellent really works?"

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