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WhiteTiger
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:47 am
The first one is NOT the caption competition pic, but it's too funny not to post. Consider this a humor warmup 
And here we go for the competition. This could get fun and should be a bit of a challenge
Tiger
Captions Comp. XIII can be found here http://www.book-of-thoth.com/ftopic-15729-0.html
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Newbs
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:04 am
... AND OF COURSE COSTS CAN BE CUT WHEN PROVIDING ROOMS PURELY FOR THE .... MOVED ON .... VISITORS TO THE ALGARVE ! .....
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:04 am
How to Stump a Mormon!
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Momma
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:05 pm
Mrs. Jones idea of matching the shutters to the outside paintwork proved a little disconcerting to some...
(Northampton General Hospital are obviously trying to get to the bottom of things Tiger)..
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Juno54
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:45 pm
How Mr. Bean ensured that his daughter, who lived below, could not pull a "Rapunzel", again leaving him with only Teddy to talk to.
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BubbaEarlIII
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:00 pm
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Cletus, the carpenter: "OOPS!"
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Newbs
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:36 pm
... And ABOVE you see the room Michael Jack has when he holidays alone ... whilst BELOW is the one we give him when he has a baby with him
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THoTH
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:42 pm
That sign had me laughing Tiger  , I once worked for Social Services, with their computer section, one year different departments had to meet the public at a local event, so we were there, as were the deaf aid team. Money was tight, so we had to make our own signs, I made a snazzy one with a printer. The deaf aid team, ripped a piece of cardboard from a box, and wrote on it "AIDS AVALAIBLE ON REQUEST - JUST ASK" so these signs do happen !
Anyhow
Well, what would you do if you lived opposite isis ?
Bit of an in joke there folks
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katsmeow
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:53 pm
Humanitarian architect comes up with first "suicide proof" balcony.
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cato9tails
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:54 pm
The perils of pissing the builders off with one changes too many on the blue print.
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Momma
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:28 pm
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Seawitch
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:33 pm
...Paddy hammered out a solution....
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THoTH
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:39 pm
 
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:16 am
Too good Seawitch!
After banging his head against the wall all night, Cato9tails finally saw the light.
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Juno54
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:14 am
"...And this is the famous balcony designer's home!! Unfortunately he is both agoraphobic and acrophibic..."
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Juno54
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:01 am
Mr. Cletus Joe bought a "DIY mansion" kit with his Lottery winnings, and like most DIY kits there were extra bits and other bits missing.
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WhiteTiger
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:23 pm
My apologies folks, I should have announced a winner here long ago, but I seem to have plain old lost track of this thread. Fortunately I'm old enough to get away with the oldheimers alibi.
Winner is Batty, with:
BattyOldMaid wrote:
The perils of pissing the builders off with one changes too many on the blue print.
Tiger
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:19 pm
Thank you WhiteTiger, but I'm afraid you'll have to pick another winner.
Unable to use the gallery in case it is what was causing our computer to be hit with virus after virus. if it wasn't the PMs, it was the emoticon, if it wasn't that, it was BoT itself, and now the gallery is at fault.
Batty
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WhiteTiger
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:29 am
No prob Batty 
Without further ado, the alternate winner: Momma
Mrs. Jones idea of matching the shutters to the outside paintwork proved a little disconcerting to some...
Tiger
edited to fix quotes..Momma..
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Momma
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:26 am
Thanks Tiger...OK have fun with this one folks...
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crux
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:28 am
Preparation H goes aerosol
or
Sheeeesh!!! I'm glad I wore this mask!!
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:34 am
[img]http://www.book-of-thoth.com/portalsupport/coppermine/albums/userpics/the_thinker.jpg[/img]
"hey that tickles"
"Hmm, that's really nice, truly nice"
"he's been on my ass for the last 10 minutes, how long does it actually take to get rid of bum fluff?"
]Pst - sorry Crux, I hit the edit button of your post instead of quote, mucho mucho apologies. next time I'll not submit anything while still half asleep!
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cato9tails
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:10 am
AFTER HIS RETIREMENT CAPTAIN KIRK CONTINUED TO RID THE WORLD OF KLINGONS
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BattyOldMaid
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:17 pm
This is why Vindaloo comes with a warning
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crux
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:27 pm
"I wonder if this pidgeon repellent really works?"
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WrinklyNinja
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:38 pm
No Fool! I Said: Let Us PRAY, Not SPRAY!
Or...
They Call Me "The Thinker". You Must Have Heard It As STINKER!
Or...
You Can't Beat These Portable Bidets!
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Momma
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:43 pm
 ..Blimey !..Sorry folks..I completely forgot about this thread...Bad Momma...
So..without further ado...the winner is Crux..for his caption....
"I wonder if this pidgeon repellent really works?"
Well done.... 
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crux
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:21 am
Thanks Momma...
Here's one to ponder. 
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