The first one is NOT the caption competition pic, but it's too funny not to post. Consider this a humor warmup



And here we go for the competition. This could get fun and should be a bit of a challenge





Tiger

Captions Comp. XIII can be found here http://www.book-of-thoth.com/ftopic-15729-0.html



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"Logic and reason are as limited as faith. All three collapse under their own rules of exclusivity in the end, they simply do so at different rates."

... AND OF COURSE COSTS CAN BE CUT WHEN PROVIDING ROOMS PURELY FOR THE .... MOVED ON .... VISITORS TO THE ALGARVE ! .....


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do it while you can

How to Stump a Mormon!


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Never turn away a stranger, they may be an angel in disguise. (unless their wearing a coonskin hat, South African or carrying a BINGO card)

Mrs. Jones idea of matching the shutters to the outside paintwork proved a little disconcerting to some...

(Northampton General Hospital are obviously trying to get to the bottom of things Tiger)..


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"Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional."

How Mr. Bean ensured that his daughter, who lived below, could not pull a "Rapunzel", again leaving him with only Teddy to talk to.

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Cletus, the carpenter: "OOPS!"


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"I got up this morning with plans to have a good day. Let's not screw it up!" Bubba Earl

... And ABOVE you see the room Michael Jack has when he holidays alone ... whilst BELOW is the one we give him when he has a baby with him



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do it while you can

That sign had me laughing Tiger , I once worked for Social Services, with their computer section, one year different departments had to meet the public at a local event, so we were there, as were the deaf aid team. Money was tight, so we had to make our own signs, I made a snazzy one with a printer. The deaf aid team, ripped a piece of cardboard from a box, and wrote on it "AIDS AVALAIBLE ON REQUEST - JUST ASK" so these signs do happen !

Anyhow



Well, what would you do if you lived opposite isis ?

Bit of an in joke there folks



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It is easier for mankind to destroy the light within, rather than the darkness around. Always face the light, that way the shadows will always be behind you.

Humanitarian architect comes up with first "suicide proof" balcony.


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"Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

STARGATE SG1 IRELAND.

The perils of pissing the builders off with one changes too many on the blue print.


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If seeing is believing, are you seeing to believe?

That's a gem Batty !


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"Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional."

...Paddy hammered out a solution....


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www.seawitchartist.com

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It is easier for mankind to destroy the light within, rather than the darkness around. Always face the light, that way the shadows will always be behind you.

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Too good Seawitch!




After banging his head against the wall all night, Cato9tails finally saw the light.


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If seeing is believing, are you seeing to believe?

"...And this is the famous balcony designer's home!! Unfortunately he is both agoraphobic and acrophibic..."

Mr. Cletus Joe bought a "DIY mansion" kit with his Lottery winnings, and like most DIY kits there were extra bits and other bits missing.

My apologies folks, I should have announced a winner here long ago, but I seem to have plain old lost track of this thread. Fortunately I'm old enough to get away with the oldheimers alibi.

Winner is Batty, with:

BattyOldMaid wrote:

The perils of pissing the builders off with one changes too many on the blue print.

Tiger


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"Logic and reason are as limited as faith. All three collapse under their own rules of exclusivity in the end, they simply do so at different rates."

Thank you WhiteTiger, but I'm afraid you'll have to pick another winner.

Unable to use the gallery in case it is what was causing our computer to be hit with virus after virus. if it wasn't the PMs, it was the emoticon, if it wasn't that, it was BoT itself, and now the gallery is at fault.

Batty