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Second guy from the left on the bench: "I HAVE A DREAM!"

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This was really tough to decide, but after much consideration, I'm going to go with Bubba's caption of:

Leon, Cletus, Jimmy Bob, Harold Lee and some guy in a wheelchair pass out as the guy walking behind them farts! :lol:

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That was my favourite as well..too funny.. :lol:



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Well now Sojourner, that was a surprise. They were all very sharp. I thank you kind sir. I will post a new picture ASAP. Also thank you Momma.



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Here you are. Finally. Sorry it took so long.

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Oddly enough Bubba and family were able to get by the Somali pirates with no problems. :lol:



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In a daring daylight escapade...Newbs kidnaps a lover for Vampercam



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Due to the poor economy and his intense love of fishing, Painterfrog moved his family into their new 2 story condo.


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Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour,
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row row row your fema trailer gently down the stream
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With all the talk of ocean going cities,Liechtenstein opened the first trailerpark on a creek.



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Brilliant...!!! Actually they're all Brilliant.. Well done... :clap:



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It has been well over a week, so, it is now time to announce a winner.

All were very good and had me spitting coffee all over my keyboard. But the one that hit me right between the eyes and struck me as topically funny was:
"With all the talk of ocean going cities, Liechtenstein opened the first trailerpark on a creek."

OK painterfrog, 1st place is yours. Give us a good un.
2nd place goes to Cat with his Bob Barker jab.



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Thank you Bubba. It seemed we had a theme this week so I tried to keep it going. I've got a great pic I just have to find it. Let me start diggen. :party: :bananadancer:



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Ok somebody PM the moron (me). I have sifted through the help forums(50 million) they all tell how to get from the gallery to forum but not from my Pc to here.



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Sam...!!!! How are you buddy.. Missed you...

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Ok somebody PM the moron (me). I have sifted through the help forums(50 million) they all tell how to get from the gallery to forum but not from my Pc to here.


Just for you PF.. :)

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