The Book Of THoTH

There is a country that has a population of 35,322. Liechenstien is a real small country of 62 square miles but I suspect is instrumental in making life real hard for the rest of the world. 'Sides the name is funny. Hell, why don't they change it to something that would garner respect. The gross national product is $4.16 billion with per capita of $118.000. Something fishy there. How can such a little country have so much money. They don't even have an airport and only about 6 miles of railroad.

They also drive on the right as is the case in the United States. Hmmmm. Makes one think.

I will do more investigating and report my true findings to y'all.

I saw a documentary on You Tube about those guys. Damn Lieches. They ain't nothin' more than imitation Germans. German-Lights, if you will. Hmph. Wannabees.

"However, the US Senate's subcommittee on tax haven banks charged that the LGT bank which is owned by the royal family, and on whose board they serve, "is a willing partner, and an aider and abettor to clients trying to evade taxes, dodge creditors or defy court orders."
Liechtenstein's most recognizable international company and largest employer is Hilti, a manufacturer of direct fastening systems and other high-end power tools. Liechtenstein also is the home of the Curta calculator and the principality produces a large portion of the world's false teeth. (Ivoclar Vivadent, Schaan)

So you can clearly see Liechtenstien is not the innocent little country it wants us to believe it is. I find the fact that it produces a large portion of the world's false teeth very disturbing. Sooner or later it is highly possible that they will control the false teeth market and begin a system of extreme price increase thereby preventing the poor from having false teeth and being able to eat. Thus starving to death. Population control at its worse.

German-Lights is right, Dawn.

When I found the page about them on the CIA's site, I couldn't help but notice that there's no pictures from the country available. It's not surprising that the CIA's apparently helping them in their coverups and hidden agendas. And the Lieches are too busy following the herd to notice. Don't believe me?

CIA World Factbook

Go on, click it. It's just the CIA's website.

You know what their Prince Hans-Adams II said not long ago?



God! How sick can you get?! And the Lieches just love him! Ignorant lederhosen wearing yodelers!

The Prince of Liechtenstein is the world's sixth wealthiest leader with an estimated wealth of USD $5 billion. In March 2003, the results of a national referendum showed that nearly two-thirds of Liechtenstein's electorate agreed to vote in support of Hans-Adam II's proposal of a new constitution, to replace the 1921 one. (probably because he paid them to vote for it) The proposed constitution was criticised by many, including the Council of Europe, as expanding the powers of the monarchy (continuing the power to veto any law, and allowing the Prince to dismiss the Government or any Minister), and the criticisms were accentuated by a threat by the ruling prince that if the constitution failed, he would, among other things, convert some of the royal property for commercial use.

So what Liechenstien is, is a dictatorship. Pure and simple. One man controls it all. Probably a Mason.

Oh, we're bashing Liechtenstein. For a moment I thought we were supposed to bash Roy Lichtenstein, the artist.

Oh no Neb, we never bash individuals, just countries.

...uh, and crux, Bubba.

Crux is probably from Liechtenstein.

He is. I've seen his passport. He'll probably be along any minute to explain why German-Light is better than Full German. One time I heard him say, "It's less filling!"

Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!! (sarcasm)

I am surprised and saddened at the Earl Family unit.. Never before in the history at THE BOOK have I ever witnessed such an unabashed and straightforward attack on such a small country.. But then what would one expect from a group of gun toting hillbillies who are clearly jealous of all the toothy bounty Liechtenstein has to offer.. Sure the country is small and doesn't compare in size to the sprawling dust bowl you all call home, but what they lack in size they make up for in beauty and grandeur... So sure have at them, make fun of these hearty fun loving people but I say to you dear friends, when you need a new set of teeth because you lost all yours in a meth lab accident in ye olde out house don't come crawling to the Lieches cause you all burned that bridge...

Don't let him get to ya'll. I've seen his passport too.

I don't live in the hills, thank you very much.



Outhouse? We make our meth in rusted out Winnebagos.

Why would we come crawling to the Lieches? We don't want their help. We'd rather remain toothless than to seek out help from a country run by that dictatorial psuedo king. He's a prince and not a real king. Just a king wannabe.

Besides, they lie. They're false teeth are really made in Canada.

Made in CANADA? WTH? Do they make stuff in Canada?
Theyr'e probably made out of packed snow. I'd stay away from the coffee and hot chocolate.

First off I didn't think they made Winnebagos in the shape of Texas so I know you must be lieing...

Canada...??!! We all know Canada doesn't make anything (except for the hippie lettuce), and are extremely proud of their toothless smiles so again, you must be lieing...!!!

Cat0smellslikehell keeps asserting that he's Australian but I'm sure down deep inside that he's a Canadien to the core.. I know he isn't a Liechtenstein cause those folks are smart.. Or maybe Cats a Texan...

And come on Dawn, we all know you like yellow snow, don't be hatin'....

Hey now! I ain't hatin'! I was just astonished that they made stuff. I mean, I know they have igloos and lots of frozen things, but I didn't know they were crafty enough for teeth. I was just saying.

I cannot believe what I am reading, this is absolutely deplorable. Who rattled your cage Bubba ! If you had any idea of what you were talking about and you obviously dont, the simple answer to this meek and mild principality's wealth is the fact that despite its limited natural resources, Liechtenstein is one of the few countries in the world with more registered companies than citizens.
It has developed into a prosperous, highly industrialized, free-enterprise economy, and boasts a financial service sector as well as a living standard which compares favourably to those of the urban areas of Liechtenstein's large European neighbours.
Relatively low business taxes—the maximum tax rate is 20%,as well as easy Rules of Incorporation have induced about 73,700 holding (or so-called 'letter box') companies to establish nominal offices in Liechtenstein. Such processes provide about 30% of Liechtenstein's state revenue. Liechtenstein also generates revenue from the establishment of stiftungs ("foundations"), which are financial entities created to increase the privacy of nonresident foreigners' financial holdings. The foundation is registered in the name of a Liechtensteiner, often a lawyer.

A question for you Mr Earl, Which is the most successful Olympic Nation ? Few would doubt that the former East Germany would have been a major contender for this title. Indeed. this country of 16 million inhabitants competed at par with giants USA and USSR.
Yet it is tiny Liechtenstein that takes this honour. Having won 9 olympic medals is a major achievement for a country of 35,000 or so inhabitants.

Please, do yourself and everyone else a favour and swot up on your homework before you decide to invade a country you know nothing at all about. I could go on but I feel i would be wasting my time.

Yet, they get their frozen teeth from CANADA.

COME ON!

Can you spell 'money laundering' Cat.

No, but I can smell Bubba Floundering.

Oooooh. That reminds me. I had some bad flounder in Canada one time.
I've been blaming it on Canada this whole time, but thinking back on it, the flounder wasn't made of snow. So, I imagine it was an import fish. Hmm. Now, I don't know who to blame for the bad flounder. Screw it. I'm still blaming Canada.

Bad flounder from Canada,huh?

Had to be one of our's no doubt.We do get a few that swim north of Cape Cod to escape the "don't ask don't tell anti Picasso bill".One is allowed to have two faces but those face's must have two eyes placed approipriately,one on either side of the face,two on one side excludes them from secondary flounder schooling.

As for Liechtenstein,vas ist los Himey?Cast a line into the Rhine and I'll promise you an anglers dream,trout of all kind's all edible.I can't say I trust eating anything out of our local lakes.

They have found a good way to keep the tourism down,no denying it they don't want your tourist buck.They want all your bucks!Open an account and get lost.A policy that I find attractive,and I know that I'm not alone in that boat...errrr...bank.

Guten aben,Da Daddio.

Fish...!!?? Cats0ldazzsmells knows all about that familiar fish smell being a connoisseur of things fishy.. But I digress, are you saying you had Cat once in Canada Dawn cause that's just wrong...??

It was fish, and certainly not Cat! Besides, it was fried, not cooked on the barby, or in Cat's case, with Barbie. Yes, we all know about your Barbie Doll issue, Cat.

So, all of American's rotten fish has been floating up there to Canada? Jesus Christ, man! That's horrible! No wonder you people are pissed off at us all the time.



edited to fix sumthin'.

'Liechtenstien' what one does to get de lasten droppen of beer

That's right Painterfrog! They're a bunch of drunks!

Do y'all think I need to apologize to the Liechtenstieners? Hmmm....

Why? They'd be too drunk to notice.
And they wouldn't even be able to say thank you for the apology. Since their frozen teeth from Canada probably melted, leaving nothing behind, except a puddle, smelling of America's rotting fish. Now that just sounds nasty. Don't do it Bubba. It's gonna get all nasty in here.

Your probably right Dawn. Even if they weren't drunk, they would be all suffering from salmonella poisoning from the fish. 'Sides I can't write Liechtensteiner. And really don't want to lean how. Hells bells, I am still having difficulty understanding Yankees. Especially people from Boston.

People from Bahston pahk theih cahs in the yahd.

The Scarecrow from L. Frank Baum's famous tome couldn't have made a better strawman.

It's not relevant, but I'd like to toss out the notion that Winnebagos in the form of Texas are functionally flawed. If you wanted the thing long enough to be of any use for comfortable living (or the manufacture of large quantities of methamphetamines), the panhandle portion would have to be almost as tall to be proportionately correct. This results in unnecessary wasted space which no experienced RVer or chemist would think twice about.


It's not surprising because, as has been pointed out in previous posts, Hitler-Hans obviously has his hands in the pockets of the corporations. Typical of a country ruled by a Capuchin-faced fascist prince and inhabited by, as Painterfrog so eloquently put it, stein licking drunks.


Two words, Cat. Mandatory immunizations.