Riley Martin

From The Book of THoTH (Leaves of Wisdom)

Riley Martin is the author of the book The Coming of Tan, which describes his life and his abduction by aliens and the host of The Riley Martin Show (aka Hello Earth) on Sirius Satellite Radio. Martin was born in 1946 in Mississippi to a family of sharecroppers of African American and Native American descent. He claims he was first abducted by aliens while living in Arkansas in November of 1953.[1]

Martin has characterized his interaction with the aliens as positive. The Biaviian alien O-Qua Tangin Wann (also known as Tan), is listed as the co-author of his book.[2] Martin asserts that knowledge was downloaded into his brain by the aliens. He first appeared on the Howard Stern Show in 1996 and has been a frequent guest on it since as well as on the paranormal-themed show Coast to Coast AM. Howard Stern and his crew enjoy imitating Martin's colorful manner of speaking and drawl.

1 The seven types of extraterrestrial beings
2 Martin on Sirius Satellite Radio
3 Memorable quotes
- 3.1 Angry quotes
4 See also
5 External links

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The seven types of extraterrestrial beings

Martin describes seven types of extraterrestrial beings who reside in a mother ship near Saturn:

the Biaviians, the aliens who have had the most interaction with Martin, who are short with large heads,
the Targzissians, who are malevolent reptilians,
the Stagyians, who have a bony, leathery appearance and a peaceful and scientific disposition,
the Dorians, who resemble blonde-haired, blue-eyed humans (see Nordic aliens),
the Insectillians (aka the Skreed), who are "smart bugs" five feet tall,
the Nyptonians, who are "water people" with "underwater bases" on Earth,[3]
a seventh race of aliens whose name Martin can't pronounce.

See Martin's illustrations of the different intelligent beings.

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Martin on Sirius Satellite Radio

On March 272006, Riley Martin was given a one hour tryout radio show entitled Hello Earth (more commonly referred to as The Riley Martin Show) on Sirius Satellite Radio's Howard 101. The show featured Martin telling his story with occasional questions by Curtis "Coopy Coop" Cooperman, his publisher and cohost, and did not feature phone calls. The show was very well received by Howard Stern and his fans.

On April 3, 2006, Martin appeared on an episode of the Sirius radio show Meet the Shrink, which featured an unusual therapy session. Martin spoke of his paranormal experiences and ideas and did great deal of flirting with the therapist, Dr. Leslie Armstrong, who openly supported his paranormal ideas and wasn't entirely unreceptive to his flirting.

The Riley Martin Show returned to Sirius radio on May 1, 2006. Starting with this second show, phone calls were prominently and effectively featured. On May 8, 2006 Martin put forth the idea that alien pioneers came to the Earth in prehistoric times and wiped out the dinosaurs with nuclear weapons, making room for our mammalian ancestors. Martin also plugged his hand drawn symbols, which are available for purchase at his website and can allegedly be used as "tickets" to ride in the mother ship when and if the Earth is destroyed in 2012. On May 23, 2006, when Martin was asked if the Biaviians were Greys, he responded that they are not only different, but that the Grey aliens are a cross between the Targzissians and humans (explaining their unpleasant nature) and live in subterranean caverns on Venus.

On May 24, 2006 Martin called in to the Stern Show to demand more money for his radio show. He showed his angry side, which only comes out occasionally, swearing and raising his voice. He also used racial slurs, calling Stern a "cheap Jew bastard" and Robin Quivers a "house nigger bitch" and played the race card, implying that he is being cheated due to his race. The deal Martin had agreed to, and then objected to, is $200 a show.

On the June 6, 2006 show, Martin spent over 40 minutes answering listener phone calls. He addressed the notion of "Biaviian" religion, expressing that the aliens look to the light spectrum for enlightenment. Martin expressed that the aliens' ability to travel faster than the speed of light indicated they were closer to this enlightenment. He indicated that some of the alien species seen on the mothership may have engaged in sexual encounters with pre-human simians in the Tigris-Euphrates delta. When asked about the status of pets on the alien mothership, Martin indicated each traveller can bring one pet aboard, but that beloved animals could be regenerated by the "Biaviians" from a hair or saliva sample.

During the June 20, 2006 show, Riley Martin provided details on secret United States government efforts to reverse-engineer alien spacecraft. He indicated that the government has successfully replicated certain flight-oriented elements of the craft, but have yet to harness its fusion-based propulsion systems. According to Martin, only limited, low-altitude flight tests have taken place using traditional propulsion systems. Martin also addressed the question of crop circles, citing the aliens' light-based technology. Flight-capable orbs emitting powerful light beams are used to create the crop circles, in a manner swift enough to have evaded discovery.

The next broadcast of "The Riley Martin Show" will take place on July 11, 2006 at 7 p.m., on Sirius Satellite Radio's Howard 101.

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Memorable quotes

"...and things of this nature."
"...and things like this."
"...and what have you."
"...so to speak."
"...you understand."
"...you see."
"Oh, yeah! (chuckles)"
"Friend Martin..."
"I love ya man, shout out." (to callers to his show)
"OK, cool..." (preface to answering a "friendly" question)
"You're not gods 'cause for one thing... God ain't got no big head like Elmer Fudd." (to aliens)
"Now! ...uuuuuuuhhhhh"
"I have visually witnessed, in the physical, several life forms, intelligent life forms, aboard this great mother ship..."
"Bee-ahv-ee-uns"
"Targzissians are obviously reptilian."
"So, yes, the ship exists, and it belongs to the reptiles." (regarding a UFO sighting)
"Give Robin my love." (concluding voice message to Stern Show)
"O-Qua Tangin Wann... Kwa-un Sa, Laji-wan"
"This is Riley Martin, friend of the aliens."
"This is Riley Martin, author of the book The Coming of Tan."
"They can uh... set a headset on you, and download into your neurotronic syntaxes... uhhh various different... uh very complicated historical, uh and scientific equations and things of this nature... "
"Chocolate candy! Uhhh, oatmeal cookies, oatmeal cookies! Soda pop! Orange soda pop! And we be eatin' like dogs, man. For a while, anyway."
"The Greenhouse Effect, the melting of the poles, tsunamis, poisoning of the water table, cutting of the rainforests, overpopulation, new diseases man-made and not, wars and rumors of wars, hatred, karma... uh.. devilism... necromancy... you name it, it will all come down at one time, and will be the battle of the dark forces against, uh... the good forces of the Earth."